EPISODE ONE: Candy Town Level 1- Level 10
A tall ginger haired man stands at the entrance of Candy Town.
He's dressed in a red suit jacket with a red
waistcoat over a white shirt and black tie. His black shoes are shining
under his dark blue trousers, and he's dropped his red bowler hat
casually at his feet.
With a ginger beard, and a monocle, he's not unlike Maurice Wigglethorpe-Throom
from Compare the Market, the man who's always on Aleksandr Orlov's
case. You're a little apprehensive, but still, you follow his lead when
he tells you to swap the candies to make matches.
Should have thought this through more carefully, you
schmuck. This is Mr Toffee. He's your dealer now. You're about to
develop a sweet addiction to candy like no other - and it's about to
take over your life.EPISODE TWO: Candy Factory. Level 11-Level 20
"What's wrong?" Toffette asks the sad robot.
"Bzzt... pling... more... candy..." the sad robot replies, looking very, very sad.
"I need more candy!" Toffette exclaims happily, almost as if SHE needs more candy, and to hell with the sad robot.
Then she dances around a bit. The way Toffette does.
After crushing candies for a few grids, Toffette returns
and gives the robot a piece of candy. Just one miserly piece, even
though she must have collected tons of it by now, or so you'd think.
"Bzzt... zprrkl..." The sad robot says, and then it waves its arms around, as if it were deranged.
Toffette also waves her arms around like a lunatic, and pretends she can fly.
Watching her, the sad robot finally cracks a grin and says "Awesome."
"Thanks for starting me up. Now it's my turn to help you!"
Toffette just wanders away like the candy-addicted space-brain that she is, and finds herself elsewhere.
EPISODE THREE: Lemonade . Level 21
"What's wrong?" Toffette asks the hysterical
dragon. Yes, she's talking to a dragon. The sugar high has obviously got
the better of her imagination.
"*sob* The lake is out of lemonade" replies the
hysterical dragon. Who's called the hysterical dragon because he or she
is crying, and not because it looks freakin' hysterical or anything.
Toffette dances around a bit and says nothing. After
all, there still seem to be drips of lemonade coming from the tap, so
it can't be that big a deal.
Toffette returns to the hysterical dragon eventually,
and notices it is no longer crying. She gives the tap a slight twist.
The lemonade floods Lemonade Lake, and the dragon looks as if it is
about to drown.
"Hurray! Cheers for the lemonade!" The dragon says sarcastically, lunging at Toffette.
Toffette just grins a wide grin and flaps her arms
around. Then, remembering she can't actually fly without assistance, she
jumps into her personal jet plane to escape from the dragon. Surprised
at her moment of clarity, she says "Wow, splendid days!"
EPISODE FOUR: Chocolate Mountains
Toffette sets in a course for Chocolate Mountains,
and navigates the perilous landscape to the home of Mr Yeti, who's
enjoying a leisurely afternoon snooze.
"Mr Yeti, can you please help?" Toffette asks, disguising her rudeness in trying to wake someone from nap with a 'please'.
"Mr. Yeti?" she asks again, even more impatient,
oblivious to the huge three Z Z Z s he's hung over himself to indicate
he's sleeping.
"Mr. Yeti is asleep. How can I wake him up?" she
asks no one in particular. Although maybe she was talking to you. So,
first she asks him for help, now she's crying out for help - a true sign
of an addict if ever there was one.
"Mr Yeti?" Toffette asks again, unrelentingly.
Mr Yeti wakes up with a start. "Thanks for waking me up!" he says, sarcastically.
Sleepily he adds: "Please... let me help you!" - as if he were plotting his revenge.
Toffette laughs her head off, amused at her
mischievousness. She jumps in her personal choo-choo train, repeating
her mantra: "Wow, splendid days!"
EPISODE FIVE: Minty Meadow
"Alas, what is a unicorn without a horn? *sniff*" the crazy horse asks Toffette, taking a snort of who knows what.
Toffette looks bewildered. Alrighty then
EPISODE FIVE: Minty Meadow
"Alas, what is a unicorn without a horn? *sniff*" the crazy horse asks Toffette, taking a snort of who knows what.
Toffette looks bewildered. Alrighty then
Toffette
grabs a mini trampoline and jumps up into the lollipop tree, creating a
glorious horn of lollipops for the crazy horse who thinks that it's a
unicorn. The horse shakes its mane, and in your candy tripping daze, it
seems as if the lollipops merge into one glorious unicorn horn.
(It's not dissimilar to the story of the little girl
called Amy, who ended up marrying someone called Bobo. About 0,01% of
you will know that story, the rest of you should probably get up to speed, and watch this...)
Chugging onwards in the choo-choo train, Toffette reminds you, in case you've forgotten: "Wow, splendid days!"